There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I need a burrito and a hug.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
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