We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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