Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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