This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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