Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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