So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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