The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
How external is "for external use only"?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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