its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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