No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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