Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you didnt know i had herpes?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
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