It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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