And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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