no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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