He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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