I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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