I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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