the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Randomize
