is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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