And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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