your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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