You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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