You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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