walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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