69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
The air taste purple.
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