your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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