D3 body, D1 cock
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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