doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Girls should come with a carfax report
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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