Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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