On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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