were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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