is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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