I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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