porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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