what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The feeling are messing with the penis
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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