You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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