quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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