we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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