Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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