Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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