We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize