suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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