I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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