I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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