can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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