i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm getting married
To pizza
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
