I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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