Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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