yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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