Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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