put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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