I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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