She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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