did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I just had sex on a roof
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